The best excuse to avoid getting an offense...

OFFENSES.......

For my first ever blog I, Arthur D. Lagula aim to make the trip to the prefect's office from a journey to hell to a visit to the dentist.

Whether it be tardiness,disrespect,or even sliding down the staircase once you get caught, its welcome to oblivion. Students are always threatened by committing such things,but its part of being a human being part of being a high school student. It might be very heart-stopping when your being interrogated by the prefect while on the hot seat but if you keep your cool and be true to your words you might eventually make it out with your ID.

excuse number 1:

TELL THE TRUTH tell everyone what happened its easier that way,,it kills the suspense,,its the most honorable and noble thing to (this is not an excuse its just the first thing that came to my mind)



excuse number 2:

BLAME SOMEONE ELSE
aahahah,,just make sure to blame the right person,its a good diversion just to get the heat off of you(for a while).



excuse number 3:

FABRICATE THE STORY
tell another version,,the version that keeps you safe or innocent,,the trick here is to remember your original fabrication and stick to it!!


excuse number 4:

BE THE TOUGH GUY
deny every accusation against you,don't reason out,stick to the "i don't know what your talking about" phrase,its gonna get you the "disrespect" offense but at least you walk out as the bad guy/girl no one's gonna mess with


excuse number 5:

ASK HELP
again,,from the right persons,,the total opposite of number 2,,this time your gonna need a 3rd party to back you up,,


thats it so far i got 5 options for you guys to choose from




if ever you get in to trouble remember!!!!
RELAX
life is too short,,sin a little!!!! ^^ heheheheeh



P.S.
pls comment and while your at it why not suggest more excuses?
dont forget to share your prefect experiences too!!!
criticism is well-appreciated!! :D
(this blog wasnt made to inflict pain or to offend anyone,,simply for the sake of making a blog)